Funny Quotes from modern Family – Laugh out Loudly

Why do you need to laugh?

Humor is infectious in a good way. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any a cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and closeness. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in day to day tired life. When you laugh, it helps you to physically boosts immunity, lowers stress hormones, decreases pain, relaxes your muscles and prevent heart diseases. Also, the laughter mentally adds joy and zest to life, eases anxiety and fear, relieves stress, improves mood and enhances resilience. There are loads of funny quotes from modern family and it’s so blessed to hold out with humor and laughter parents and relations.

Here I’m going to share with you some funny conversations which happen in families.

Funny Quotes from modern family – Quote 1

A Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie at any time. Father decides to test it at dinner. Straightaway he asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?” “At school.”, the son replied. The robot immediately slaps the son. “Okay, I went to the movies!”, the son replied again. The father asks, “Which one?” “Harry Potter.”, he said.  The robot slaps the son again. “Okay, I was watching porn!” The father replies, “What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.

Funny Quotes from modern family – Quote 2

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”

Funny Quotes from modern family – Quote 3

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.” “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, “That’s because it’s empty,” she said. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”

See, how things happen in families. Did you laugh out a bit? then like and share below and make others laugh out as well. do you have any family jokes like this? then throw it in the comment box and I’ll publish it with your name.