It’s time for a new giggle, a new chuckle, and a new guffaw. We all know how hands can be quite ‘handy,’ but did you know they could also be hilariously funny? Brace yourself because we are about to embark on a comical journey filled with the punniest hand puns and jokes. They’re fresh, they’re clever, and they’re downright funny! Let’s dive in, shall we?
50 Hand Puns and Jokes
1. What’s a hand’s favorite type of chip?
A ‘handful’ of chips!
2. What did one glove say to the other glove?
You’re so hand-some!
3. What did the palm say to the fingers?
Let’s give them a round of ‘hand’pplause!
4. Why don’t hands ever get lost?
Because they always know the right ‘palm’ way!
5. Why did the finger go to school?
To get a little ‘knuckle’edge!
6. Why did the hand never get promoted?
It could never grasp new concepts.
7. What’s a hand’s favorite city?
Palm Springs!
8. What’s a hand’s favorite movie?
“The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.”
9. Why did the hand make a good detective?
Because it always had a good ‘finger’ on things!
10. What’s a hand’s favorite song?
“I Wanna Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles!
11. Why do hands never lie?
Because they’re always in ‘palm’ of the truth!
12. What do hands use to call each other?
A ‘thumb’phone!
13. Why do hands make good soldiers?
They always ‘finger’things out!
14. Why did the hand go to the party?
To ‘shake’ things up!
15. Why are hands great storytellers?
Because they always know how to ‘spin’ a yarn!
16. What do you call a hand that’s always late?
A ‘hand’icap!
17. Why do hands hate playing hide and seek?
Because they always give away their ‘hiding’ place!
18. Why are hands so good at math?
Because they’re great at ‘finger’ counting!
19. What do hands use to take notes?
A ‘pencil’ and paper!
20. What’s a hand’s favorite drink?
A ‘finger’ and tonic!
21. What do you call a hand that’s always in a hurry?
Hand in glove!
22. What’s a hand’s favorite game?
Handball!
23. Why don’t hands get nervous?
Because they’re always in ‘palm’!
24. Why did the hand go to the dentist?
To get its ‘finger’ checked!
25. What do you call a hand that loves to travel?
A ‘wandering’ palm!
26. What’s a hand’s favorite type of music?
Handbells!
27. Why did the hand join the circus?
Because it wanted to try ‘juggling’!
28. What do you call a hand with lots of rings?
A ‘bling’ hand!
29. Why do hands make good chefs?
Because they’re always whipping up ‘finger’ foods!
30. Why did the hand stay at the beach?
It liked the ‘sandy’ feel!
31. Why do hands always win at poker?
Because they know when to ‘fold’!
32. Why did the hand visit the mountain?
To get a ‘grip’ of the situation!
33. Why did the hand go to the dance class?
Because it wanted to learn ‘hand jive’!
34. Why did the hand go to the art class?
Because it wanted to learn ‘finger’ painting!
35. Why did the hand become a musician?
Because it had the ‘finger’ for it!
36. Why don’t hands need GPS?
Because they always follow the ‘finger’posts!
37. What do you call a hand that likes to create a mess?
A ‘hand’ful!
38. What do hands always carry around?
A ‘palm’let!
39. Why did the hand become a writer?
Because it always knew the ‘write’ thing to say!
40. Why did the hand start a business?
Because it wanted to be ‘hand’s on!
41. What’s a hand’s favorite day of the week?
‘Hand’nesday!
42. Why do hands make good gardeners?
Because they’re great at ‘hand’ling plants!
43. What’s a hand’s favorite fruit?
A ‘hand’arin orange!
44. Why did the hand go to the bar?
To have a ‘hand’crafted beer!
45. What did the hand say to the arm?
“You’re ‘arm’azing!”
46. Why do hands always win at chess?
Because they always have the upper ‘hand’!
47. Why did the hand take a break?
Because it was feeling ‘overhand’!
48. What’s a hand’s favorite type of bird?
A ‘hand’cock!
49. Why do hands make good comedians?
Because they always ‘nail’ the punchline!
50. What’s a hand’s favorite type of sandwich?
A ‘hand’wich!
Conclusion
You’ve just high-fived your way through our collection of hilarious hand puns and hand jokes. From thumb-buddies to palm-mates, we’re sure you’ve had a finger-licking good time laughing and sharing these puns.
Just remember, these jokes are not only meant to brighten your day, but they’re also perfect for ‘hand’ling awkward silences at parties or even to ‘palm’ off a gloomy day. So, go ahead and share these puns and jokes, because laughter, much like a good hand sanitizer, is best when shared – it kills off the germs of sadness and replaces them with the freshness of joy.
We ‘hand’ it to you; sticking through 50 hand puns and jokes isn’t a small feat, or should we say, a small ‘hand’? But, hey, we hope you’ve had as much fun reading them as we did creating them. Remember, keep those smiles up and those spirits higher. We’ll be back with more humor that’s as infectious as a hearty laugh after a good hand pun. Until then, keep ‘palm’ and carry on laughing!
